01, Sep 2011 0 notes
  1. "Brittany, I will see you and Santana at my residence at two PM sharp today!!! Please ensure that she arrives here promptly. I cannot wait to see the streamers and decorations that you have purchased!!!"

    Whatever you say. 

    I’ll make sure i’m there on time. Santana, too.

  2. 22, Aug 2011 1 notes
  3. You know what sucks?

    I haven’t been able to do a new episode of Fondue for Two in weeks because there’s nothing to talk about. 

    NOTHING. 

    :|

  4. 16, Aug 2011 0 notes
  5. santana-undisputed replied to your post: I’m babysitting my little sister tonight.

    Can I come watch with you?

    Of course. I’m totally buggin about last week’s.

  6. 16, Aug 2011 2 notes
  7. I’m babysitting my little sister tonight.

    So, i’ll be here and probably bored. Until Pretty Little Liars. Which is when I make her go to bed. Or at least tell our parents that she went to bed. 

    ANYWAY. TMI TUESDAY PLEASE. 

    I am also accepting gossip for the super sized back to school edition of Fondue for Two. Anon or not, I will consider including it.

    Added: I also opened up submissions, in case you have something really juicy to tell me/ask me and tumblr is a butt. 

  8. 08, Aug 2011 0 notes
  9. "Hey Britt! How are you doing??"

    My mood ring says I’m anxious. 

    I just think that’s because my hands are unnaturally cold.

  10. 03, Aug 2011 3 notes
  11. Goodnight.

    I’m going to Santana’s to eat some late night carbs. :)

    I guess I’ll be back at some point tomorrow. 

  12. 03, Aug 2011 1 notes
  13. santana-undisputed:

    brittbrittbananasplit replied to your post: Just called Breadstix and asked if they would deliver…

    Will you share though? (just kidding. but I am probs gonna come over. your stix are safe)

    Yay :)

    (Also, there’s plenty of pasta to share. Maybe not enough ‘stix though.)

    The day I want to take stix from you is a day I better be okay with losing one or more of my hands. I remember. 

  14. 02, Aug 2011 0 notes
  15. "Is one orgasm per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?
    Assuming you have your orgasms at night."
    Anonymous

    uhhhm. I guess it depends on the night. in general, though, I’m gonna say it’s not enough. 

    and it’s not always at night. 

  16. 02, Aug 2011 0 notes
  17. "Hi!

    I'm Courtney. I made sure not to have a grey face so you wouldn't get in trouble with Santana. How are you?"

    I missed this question. 

    Hello, Courtney! I’m Brittany. That almost rhymes. 

    I am fantabulous. That’s my favorite word because it’s better than fantastic and fabulous. 

    How are YOU?

  18. 26, Jul 2011 6376 notes
  19. jennyth-nder:

cossiamsococky:

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